A Little Bit Of Action ...
Action Man in Lacy Bra Shock!!
By Lorraine Anderson mum to Harry, laura & George age 7
The other day I was feeling really down with my kids (triplets) so my dear husband took it upon himself to buy me some underwear (for him or me?), lovley black lacey bras and pants to match (prior to kids I never wore anything other than matching!).
I looked everywhere but couldn't find them anywhere until I heard the tell-tale 'Oh my God your mummy will be very cross...' echoing from the bathroom.
I entered and held my breath in shock as my lovely black lacy bra was stretched across each tap and the scuba diving action man had his hands forced through the lace, dangling down like on the edge of a cliff. There was another matching action man laid inside the other cup using it as a hammock ( I know I am well endowed with big boobs but...). There were Beyblades filled to the top and the rip cords (used to make the tops spin) were also forced through the lace!
This is not how my husband had anticipated his purchase and they had so many holes in them from the children they were ruined. But they say that laughter is a great medicine and fortunately I can laugh about it now!